December 2011
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A late December motorcycle ride? Well don’t mind of I do.
The two biggest self-deceptions of all are that life has a “meaning”...
– David Byrne
I just can’t stop lovin you. And if I stop then tell me just what will I do?
I’m gonna give everyone a chia pet this year.
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I’m zero for three at lunch dates this weekend.
Dozens of people spontaneously combust every year, it’s just not widely reported.
The looser the waist band the deeper the quick sand, or so I have read
Crappy troll knocked out the DSL, now it takes two minutes to get to tits.
If you’re gonna fake dial you have to hit more than three numbers.
Bird ≥ Word
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My next house must be within walking distance of a breakfast restaurant.